look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
spoiler: the best scene in iron man 3 is where pepper sticks on some ac/dc and just starts headbanging the fuck out
I have Sherlock Season 3.
HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
is that a doll of himself omg
So my mate got hold of my desktop
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people
best moment on The Big Bang Theory ever.
if you sing les mis music with me you can’t be all casual and sing like any other song. you must sing wITH THE FIERY PASSION OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WOULD DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY WE ARE NO LONGER TEENAGERS WE ARE IN FUCKING FRANCE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES